Birthday and Speeding

1. Birthday

Hi, chances are you did not get me a present for my birthday last year.

Fear not, I have a proposal for you.

Step 1: Find all the other people who did not get me a present. By my count, the number should be around (6.45billion - 12).
Step 2: Get all of them to chip in $0.10
Step 3: Buy me something nice, anything nice will do.



On a completely seperate note, dont you think the car is nice?

2. Thoughts on Speeding

Been thinking about speeding these past few days, more specifically, how to avoid being caught speeding(inquire within for reasons).

a. Drive slower
b. Drive faster

Brilliant, no?